Hardware software 
I’m going no where 
I sit and stare at my computer all day 
Well, who needs friends any way 
Hard drives, floppy drives 
I don’t need a car to drive 
My computer takes me everywhere 
While I sit and go no where 
Right here, right there 
I don’t have a care 
As long as my computer doesn’t crash 
I can sit all day and have a bash 
Right, left, I move my mouse all around 
My speakers are off, I don't need to hear sound 
No laughter, no friends to talk to 
Being alone is easy, people just make me blue 
My computer is my friend 
If I need to talk I just hit send 
Here I go, here I sit 
My computer and I are the perfect fit.