Joys of Marriage
Having felt exhausted, I went to bed early. It was only moments before I was on a train to dreamland, living a life of unimaginable adventure when I was snatched back to reality by a series of loud crashes, groans, and cussing. Only to then be jabbed by my companions elbow, while he attempted to take over possession of three-quarters of the mattress reality instead of the one-half his deed allotted him. From that moment on, my eyes were wide…